needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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