My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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