he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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