Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
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