So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
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