i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
