That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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