Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
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