he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Randomize
