How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
please don't ironically join a cult
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