And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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