No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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