I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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