I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
my sisters under your porch take her home
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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