Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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