a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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