escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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