even my farts smell like vagina
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
as soon as I walked into work this morning, my boss called me out on my hangover, patted me on the back and said I'm getting time an a half for even showing up. Did I really look that bad this morning?
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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