But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can tuck mytits in my pants
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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