thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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