do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
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