quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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