if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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