We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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