do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I've blown a few things in my day
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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