Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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