She's JV to your varsity
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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