he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
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