I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just found puke in my bra..
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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