Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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