if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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