But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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