Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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