Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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