I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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