I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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