have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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