Non-Jews are for practice
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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