Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
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