I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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