I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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