she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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