i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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