just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Randomize