No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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