It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My dick has a subreddit
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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