Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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