My hand turned me down
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Randomize
