Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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