She announced her abortion via fbk
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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