he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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