I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
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