what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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