I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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