never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Randomize