It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
