these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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