yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
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