Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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