Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
dude. I can hear the air.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Shame is for Republicans.
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