so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
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